JOKE OF THE DAY

A man bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people
who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner: …
DAD : Son where were you today during school
hours?
SON : At school (robot slaps the Son and he immediately changes his mind)
Okay I went to the movies!
DAD : Which one?
SON : Harry Potter (robot slaps Son again!)
Okay I was watching porno.
...

DAD : What? When I was your age I didn’t even know porno!
(robot slaps dad)
MUM : hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mum a hot dirty slap)