JOKE OF THE DAY

AKPOS was hungry and went to 'mai
shayi' (men selling tea and bread).
The following dialogue transpired between
them:
AKPOS: You get loaf of bread?

ABOKI: yes
AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put
two sachet of butter in between
ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing
...

customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed )
AKPOS: You get egg?
ABOKI: yes customer
AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
AKPOS: You get sardin for inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes customer everything dey. AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread. ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic he'll make a lot of money 2day) AKPOS: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me. ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish. AKPOS: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME!